Read this from Email, With compliments from MR Mango.. got Mr Banana man, Mr watermelon.. hehe..
Anyway, it's REALLY FUNNY so start LAUGHING~ HA HA HA HA
I laugh in the middle of the night now. feeling bored and tired. Hair still wet but gotta sleep -_-"
Anyway, COME COME U BORED PEOPLE! spice ur day, check it out ----------->
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and
drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few
people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,
built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the
driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically
meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he
wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened. Big John got on again, made a show
of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after
that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing
sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally h! e could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building
courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer,
he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about
himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said,
"Big John doesn't pay!" the driver stood up, glared back at the
passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus
pass."
Moral of the story:
"Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to
solve one."
A rainbow to end my day
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Songs of Rainbow
Lynette is the composer of her life
Someday I will find it
Scorpion
23 years of laughter
Driven by hopes, Love and Dreams
Want an exciting Life, daring & bold
